June 11, 2006
Midnight after saturday. I should be trying to sleep, but the night-time is comforting and arouses a contemplative mood. I sit with the windows open to the cool. I'm on the floor in the middle of a mostly empty room, with reflected lamplight coming out of my room like the moon was lying in my bed. Maybe my Korean roommate is asleep for once. Maybe he's got a secret identity he doesn't want revealed. Maybe he's Korean Bat Man.
Pretty good night.
Remind me to write about myself.
April 24, 2006
I'm trying to think of something resolute and stirring to start out my site with…
Can't think of a darn thing.
So here's an old journal entry.
|My Terrible Secret!||Sunday, April 27, 2003|
Oh yes! It deserves the exclaimation mark! As do subsequent sentences. ! You see, I have a terrible secret! One I've revealed to no one before this very day. A wonderful secret – it causes wonder! A marvelous secret – it is a marvel! A terrible secret – it is terrifying! Yes, my friend, I have super-powers.
I suspect this might mean I'm mutant, ala X-Men. But I kinda doubt it as bald men in wheelchairs have yet to approach me about saving the world. There might be some sort of cover-up I'm not aware of, though, so I'm leaving my options open.
Yes, super powers.
I have the ability to annoy from great distances. Without any apparent effort on my part. Amazing!
I have the wit of ten witty men! Stunning!
I can pilot my car in a widdershins direction on my way to and from work! Mind Boggling!
I have tiny pupils! Egad! (this may be caused by some sort of tumor, and not actually a super-power. Hence Egad rather than Wowsa.)
I can spin a bar towel on my index finger! Zounds!
Through sheer force of will I can make the extremeties of my body move! Borf!
I can run like a very fast thing, but rarely do so! Yipes!
Please, my friend, my confidant, share this knowlege with no one. I shall rely on you for aid in desparate times. You shall know my agents by this call sign: "The geese are in the meadow." and you shall respond: "But the farmer is green with typhoid and a slight case of SARS which will probably clear up in a week or two, good chum."